IF YOU OPENED IT, YOU GOTTA DO IT!!
AND TELL THE TRUTH NO LYING!!
Do you have the following in your bedroom:
Condoms: Nope.
Cell phone: Nope.
Chair/stool: Nope.
Book shelf: Yep, three of them.
Dresser: Nope.
Couch: Nope.
Futon: Nope.
Computer/laptop: Yes, typing on it now.
Pictures: Yep.
Mirror: Nope.
Skateboard: Uh, no.
Bed: ...one would hope so?
Clothes on floor: Oh, hell yeah.
surfboard: Nope.
Smoke detector: Nah, that's in the hall.
Piano/keyboard/Guitar/bass/drums: Nope.
Locking door: Sigh, no.
Bottle of water: Uh, I don't think so.
Blacklight: I wish.
medals/ribbons: Not a one.
CDs: Yeah, a few, I think.
Flag: No